Damage in Brooklyn

I'm sure you heard about it in the news.
It happened unexpectedly, like never before.
Is was a big one unlike any other.
To experience it firsthand rattled my nerves.
And it came in and tore Brooklyn apart.
It destroyed whatever it touched.
It wreaked havoc with the locals.

But to be honest.
In some TWISTed way, it was awesome to experience;
it's power was amazing.
And all who saw it could only stand back in amazement.
And watch as mother nature took her course.

What am I talking about?

The tornado in Brooklyn?

No, I'm referring to the GIANT dick of a young African-American gentleman who proudly displayed his manhood at a recent mixed-ethnicity party, "shock and awe"-ing the patrons and tearing up anything in its path!
Even the promoter who's seen it all (and is also African-American) was impressed.

(Actual photos from the party. AND THIS IS SOFT! Read on...)

The possessor of the genetic mutation (who was also a volunteer at the party) said he didn't want to take off his underwear unless he was hard. I'm not sure why, since when it was soft, this freak-of-nature was clearly of giant proportions. He was a grower AND a show-er.

The sexy young man whose penis I'm referring to was more than happy to show it off as I sat in the clothes changing area and motioned him over to chat and discuss the "elephant in the room!"
He had been flirting with me earlier, perhaps because I was in charge. Or maybe because he found me attractive.
He seemed disappointed that we didn't get the chance to play.

But seriously? After seeing it fully erect?
IMPOSSIBLE!
I wouldn't know what to do with it except take a picture, so I asked if I could and he was more than willing to have it documented. (A porn star in the making!)

So I ran upstairs to get my camera.

But by the time I returned, he had already lost his erection.
:-(
Having just cum, he said it would be a while before it got hard again.
I guess with that many veins to fill, it takes more than normal blood flow to get it back to full tumescence.

But I took these photos of it soft, anyway!
Yowza.





OH -- and there WAS a tornado in Brooklyn!

When I looked out the window and saw debris flying horizontally, I knew this was more than a bad storm and took my laptop, external drive and some important memory sticks (with photos stored on them) down to the safety of the basement party space.

In a situation like that, doesn't an empty sex dungeon suddenly sound calming and safe?

When the storm was over (and it blew through quickly), word spread of the destruction in our neighborhood, so I got my bike and camera and rode around Park Slope and Prospect Park and snapped these photos:

I also emailed the best ones to the local NBC affiliate and had them posted on the website.

And even more impressive: had my name mentioned on the 11:00pm news broadcast along with one of them!

P.S.: Watch for an upcoming video by Pickles and CoatCheckKelly that will involve the Brooklyn Tornado!


I was going to end this posting at this point, but I know you want more and the tornado is yesterday's news, so...

Here are some photos of a patron attending one of the kink events at the party space.
He was going to do a public demonstration, filling his testicle sac with saline solution via an i.v. bag, but instead he decided to arrive "done." (actual photos to follow!)

He said it took about three hours to fill up and and would take about a day and a half for his body to absorb the fluid and the swelling to go down.

It wasn't a sexual turn on for him. But seeing his jock strap filled to capacity was certainly a turn on for other guys at the party. Well, some of the guys. I think there was "shock and awe" again at the party space. Or maybe just "what the fuck is THAT?"
Elephantitis of the balls? Is he diseased?

But I think most guys got it. I also took photos in a public spot by the DJ and had him announce I would be taking pictures, so people in the area knew something special was happening.

And for those guys that WERE turned on by the giant testicle sacs, what would they do?
Lick it.


Mr. Big Balls said he mostly just felt a lot of pressure. Pushing the body to the extreme was the rush, not an orgasm. So he may not have cum himself, but he certainly could've fulfilled someone else's orgasmic fantasy.

Unfortunately not mine.
I was curious, but the pictures aren't bringing up any erotic memories (although apart from the gigantic ball sac, the guy was hot)!


But another picture does bring back erotic memories, so let's leave on this note: a sexy guy who didn't want to leave the party and also wanted to have his picture taken. He had an AMAZING bubble ass, so I gladly indulged him and I have the proof:

Just posing him to take the photo was giving me an erection, so after a couple shots I led him to the sling in the backroom and fucked him until I had had enough.

What a nice way to end the evening!