FUCKING ASSHOLE BAREBACKERS!

Is the above image of someone using a condom so repulsive? No! It's fucking HOT!

And I'm livid.

I have no interest in trying to find the right words. This is a rant.
And I'm writing this as the party is occurring. The promoters have joined in (after being at the door for two hours). So now I'm doing door security as people leave.

What's the problem?
BAREBACKING!
I caught TWO couples barebacking in the span of about 20 minutes and had to kick them out. One of them is even a guy I used to play with who loves to get fucked. When I asked where the condom was, the guy topping him reached for a condom on the bed.
EXCUSE ME -- YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKING HIM -- THE CONDOM SHOULD BE ON YOUR DICK!

Is it really so difficult to figure out?
This is a safe sex space. ONE RULE: NO BAREBACKING. And there are signs all over that say "Zero Tolerance." And we even make announcements over the sound system as the party is going on.
These barebackers are such fucking idiots. They're putting my livelihood at risk by doing what they're doing. You can bareback at other parties or you can do it at home, YOU JUST CAN'T DO IT HERE!

So I made the announcement: "Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that I am serious about not barebacking. I Just caught four people and had to kick them out. This is ZERO TOLERANCE. And once you leave you can't come back. I'm serious as a heart attack. The city will shut us down if you do that. Ya gotta be safe. Sorry to be a downer, but you have to respect the rules. Thanks."

One of the guys I kicked out SWORE he was using a condom -- it was on the floor. The thing is, as soon as he saw it was ME accusing him of barebacking, he got a condom package, tore it open and threw it on the floor. It was even flavored like the other one he had in his sock! It's as if he had it all planned out in case he was caught: throw a distinctly similar one on the floor and show that you WERE using one. ("There it is on the floor!") He supposedly just took it off as he pulled his dick out of the guy's ass. But I felt his dick as he was fucking AND as he pulled out -- there was never a condom. So he said the condom must be inside the guys' ass. I stuck my fingers in to check -- not there.
But had I missed something?
No. I was right all along and he was lying. How do I know? Because I pointed him out to two other promoters and they BOTH said they've seen him bareback at other events. And doing it at parties that he said he's never been to. Caught in yet another lie. Clearly this guy was delusional and arguing for his life -- to be able to come back.
As he left, he said how he doesn't like to fuck or get fucked. And yet he let me fuck him without even looking to see who I was or checking to see if I had a condom on. He pled his case for at least 15 minutes. But the deed was done.

He also said he's married and that he would never do that to his wife. I said "Good, so you're not barebacking and your wife won't get AIDS." (If he stays safe.)
The problem is, he DOES bareback and his poor wife is gonna have to suffer the consequences (if indeed he's even married -- I don't trust anything he says).
He was even crying as he left, feeling bad that I would not trust him.
What a performance.
I didn't buy any of it.

At least other people were congratulating me on being so assertive, so there ARE responsible gay men who appreciate my efforts.
And as one person said, the BEST thing you can do is escort someone out of the party in front of everyone else so they all know how serious you are about your policy.

And so goes another evening of sex.